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  New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics

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  That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder

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  Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?

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• (718): View more from New York

  you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.

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• (510): View more from California

  Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...

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• (956): View more from Texas

  Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.

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• (435): View more from Utah

  The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.

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