Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
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