Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I think I just sharted jello shots
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