Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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