Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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