Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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