So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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