i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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