I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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