She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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