I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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