i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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