i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
So vagazzling was a success
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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