So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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