What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
