Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
a search helicopter?!
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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