Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
A bitchslap is in order.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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