hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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