god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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