return my video game
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize