Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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