...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
