did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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