how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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