I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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