she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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