Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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