just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
love makes seman taste better
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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