I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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