I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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