i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just threw up on my dentist
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
