Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
high people should be assigned attendants
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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