she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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