i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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