i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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