What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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