i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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