The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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