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He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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