OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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