worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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