I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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