i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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