Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
