I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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