ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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