Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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