READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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