girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
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