Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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