at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
He told me they were just razor bumps!
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
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