And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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