come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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