i need an iv and a liver transplant
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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