Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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