she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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