Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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